Love Reports

This Post will be about the last 3 couchsurfers I banged. A Finnish, an Italian and a Spanish/Asian.   Blonde Fake Titty Finnish Girl: This Couchsurfer was traveling around the USA from Finland. My friend/roommate had met her in Los Angeles and drove her back with him to Vegas. She stayed for over a week…

This one wasn’t easy! The initial message exchange on bumble got off to a good start. Good banter and playful back and forth. She was replying almost instantly. Then when I asked her if she was from Russia (which was related to our convo), she suddenly stopped responding. I figured she probably just got distracted…

In my last Craigslist lay report I mentioned how I have been using Craigslist for years to bang some of the hottest girls out there. This girl was a perfect example. Hot Blonde Model who is unhappily married and wanted to get fucked by someone other then her rich beta husband. As with the previous…

The screenshots are pretty self explanatory, but here is a quick breakdown. Based on my profile, I already know why most women swipe right. Our starting point is sex. There are two lines that I use to determine what my angle has to be in order to get the fuck date: “If you’re shy, I’d totally understand!”…

This was one of the most epic Lays during my Euro trip. It was my last night in Prague and Europe. I was quite exhausted after a month of travel and debauchery. However, there was a guy from this group who I kept promising to meet up with. I rescheduled on him numerous times and…

This lay report is going to be a little different. This girl was very flaky and difficult to meet up with, which made it a much more interesting story in the end. I am going to break down the whole interaction screenshot by screenshot from start to finish. It took me a while, but I…

This was the third girl I banged during my 5 day visit to Prague. As with the first two, Sexy Czech Blonde and Naughty Canadian Tourist, we matched before I even Landed in Prague. We were supposed to hang out my second night, but she took too long responding and I wound up seeing the…

Like the Sexy Czech Blonde, I started messaging this chick before I even made it to Prague. we were both tourists and the conversation got sexual quick. Here’s a full breakdown…   I started off with with my standard opener that I use when I am traveling. It has a pretty good response rate and…

Prague was the last stop of my Euro Trip and it was the perfect change to the general suckiness of Romania (full summary here). I set my Tinder to Prague the morning of my flight and had a few promising leads going pretty fast. By the time, I got on the plane (around 3pm), I…

We matched on hinge and I used my rather successful opener “You look like you’d have a great pussy to eat!”. I had a couple days to get this done before my flight. Fortunately, I get a positive response and I know she is DTF. I know I can get an instant fuck date as…