Incredibly Busty Milf (Six Months of Persistence) – Epic Feeld/Bumble LR

This is one of my most epic lay reports.

It took me six months of “text game” and a lot of persistence to finally meet up with this girl. I also think this might be my best example of what persistence without being needy looks like (something that I know a lot of guys struggle with). As always, I included all the screenshots from start to finish. There are over 60 in the slideshow, which I think contain a lot of value.

Everything Starts off normally, we match on Feeld (essentially a more sexual version of tinder) and quickly move the conversation to Kik (common with the more sexual apps). We exchange a few pics. She is a hot petite milf with huge tits, just my type. After a bit of banter and sexting, I go for the meetup. She tells me she is a single mother and so we have to plan in advance. Here is where things get difficult, a pattern starts to emerge of her either making excuses (some of which I’m sure were based on something legitimate) or completely ignoring my attempts at meeting up.

She typically deflects with a picture of her tits, which quickly gets annoying. I alternate banter, sexting, and repitching the idea of a meetup, but make no progress. She also usually takes a day or two to message me back and the whole thing becomes one giant game of cat & mouse. Over the next few months, I try every approach in the history of game. Soft Closes, Hard Closes, Vivid Sexting, Offering to talk on the phone, Calling out her behavior, Takeaways and Sending random shirtless selfies (Funny enough, I re-started actively lifting right around the time I started talking to her and you can literally see my gym progress throughout the course of the convo).

The conversation dies out and gets re-sparked over a dozen times.

Despite being very persistent, I am careful to avoid coming off as needy (which would instantly kill my chances). I get pretty lucky and about six months in I match with her on bumble. This reignites the whole thing. After a bit of playful teasing and answering a few of her concerns/objections (Age difference, Far Drive, Me being a fuckboy) we finally set the date. The day before she texts me letting me know that she hurt her shoulder and I know this whole thing is still on very slippery ground. The day of our date, I decide to confirm a lot differently than I usually do. I just send her my best gym pic with the caption “Looking nice & jacked for our date”. With some girls, this can make you look like a bit of a douche, but I had a strong gut feeling it would work well here.

She responds with one more concern, she’s on her period. The best way to address that is to convince the girl that you’re not bothered by having period sex one bit (this is effective the majority of the time if you do it well). After that, she confirms that she’s coming over. I keep the banter going throughout the day and two hours beforehand she text’s me that she’s on her way (I had given her my number earlier).

She arrives and looks very much like her pics. Petite, sexy, and Milfy. From there it was all smooth sailing. We go up and I take her on my super romantic balcony. We vibe quite well and I tease her a bit. She is DTF and I start escalating, complimenting her body as I explore it with my hands. After a minute or two of this, we’re grinding on my balcony.

I pick her up and carry her to my room.

Clothes come off and I am very impressed. She looks just like every milf porn i’ve ever watched. Tight body amazing huge tits (they really were natural). An additional unexpected surprise was her booty. In the one ass pic she sent me, I took her for a girl with a modest booty, but I was wrong. She had a very nice PHAT ass!

I take my time, first slowly kissing down her neck until I reach her tits. I kiss around her nipples, alternating soft kisses, and gentle bites until finally, I’m sucking on her nipples. She loves it and starts moaning. I spend a few minutes on her amazing tits. Caressing and kissing them. Then I start kissing down her body. I give her pussy a very light kiss and move to her thighs, making her even hornier. I kiss her thighs as she pivots her body to put her clit closer to my lips. I firmly held her down and tease her with my lips, before finally gliding my tongue across her clit.

She moans harder as I eat out her perfectly shaved pink pussy. At this point, I am very fucking hard. I go down on her until she starts begging for me to fuck her, so fucking sexy. I put a condom on and slide inside her. From how tight she is you would have never guessed she had two kids. After a minute or two we start going at it hard. She likes it rough just like me and we fuck for over an hour.

I’m getting turned on just remembering it…

Missionary. Her legs over my shoulders, with me choking her. Her in reverse cowgirl with her tits bouncing up and down as I pound away. Doggy. Laying on the side. I even picked her up took her to the bathroom in front of my mirror so I could watch her huge tits bounce as I fuck her from behind (her first time ever doing that). For the grand finale, I finish all over her huge tits as she rubs them together for me. As big as they were, I pretty much covered half of them with cum.

Afterward, we lay in bed completely exhausted and chat for half an hour before she has to take off. She has an interesting story, which I won’t share for privacy reasons of course. But in terms of why it took me half a year to meet up with her, it came down to a combination of several factors. Initially, I had just gotten unlucky with the timing, it was right before the holidays and she was busy doing family shit. Also the distance factor as she, in reality, lives 1.5 hours away which complicated the whole thing further.

Then by the time the holidays were over she had already gone on a few dates from Feeld, some of which left her feeling unfulfilled. By that point, she had cooled off a bit on meeting other guys from the app and was more or less sticking with a few of her existing fuck buddies. However, when she saw me on bumble I went from being a “feeld guy” to a more “normal guy” in her mind. This caused her to drop her guard a bit and through good game and the fact that we have been talking for so long already, I was able to get the meet up fairly quickly.

In case you’re wondering whether I plan on seeing her again, yes. She was sweet and fun, had a smoking body and we had incredible sex. Hopefully, we’ll meet again before 2019.